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18 Feb 2008 12:00 AM:

proposed settlement has been reached as the result of a class action case in the U.S. relating to surcharges on airline tickets. The case claims that British Airways PLC ("BA") and Virgin Atlantic Airways Ltd. ("Virgin") unlawfully conspired to fix prices for the "fuel surcharge" that was added to base ticket prices. BA and Virgin have both admitted to participating in the conspiracy.

Under the proposed settlement, BA and Virgin will provide passengers with partial refunds on tickets purchased in the U.K. for transatlantic and other long haul flights (over 7 hours). Although the settlement has been agreed upon by the parties, it must be approved by the Court to take effect.

Who Does This Affect?

Consumers and businesses may be entitled to a fuel surcharge refund of up to £20 per passenger per return flight if they bought a ticket in the U.K.:

On BA or Virgin
Between 11 August 2004 and 23 March 2006
For transatlantic and other long haul flights (over 7 hours) from the U.K.

This includes all purchases by individuals or companies, whether direct from the airline, through a travel agent, as part of a package holiday or from a website.

(For flights from the U.S., visit www.airpassengerrefund.com.)

How Much Is The Settlement?

BA and Virgin have made available a fund of more than £73.5 million for these refunds in the U.K. There will be no deduction from this fund for lawyers' fees. There is no cost to you to claim your refund.

When Will Refunds Be Made?

The U.S. Court must first complete certain processes and then those eligible individuals and businesses that have submitted claim forms will be sent refund cheques.

How To Register

Submit your contact information on this website. Then you will receive additional information via post or email, including a written claim form or a link to an online claim form.
If you are registering on behalf of a business who has purchased a ticket (or tickets) for employees, but also wish to register your personal contact information in respect of an individual purchase then you must submit both individual and business contact information using the two different registration pages.

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08 Feb 2008 1:57 PM:

A woman goes to the doctor complaining about a peculiar brown rash she is developing on the inside of her thighs.

The doctor looks at the marks and takes a swap sample of the skin. After a couple of days, he phones her up with good news.

"Your husband...." he says..." Does he wear gold earrings ? "

Quite puzzled, the woman says yes, he's a gypsy and he does indeed wear large gold earrings

" Ahhhh..." says the doctor......." Tell him they're not REAL gold ! "

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01 Feb 2008 12:35 PM:

Brilliant More !!!!!! Haven't laughed out loud so much in ages - Can't stop the tears running down my face !!!!

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31 Jan 2008 9:31 AM:

The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train,

looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to

a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog.

The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"

The French woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You

Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my Little Fife

is using that seat?"

The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after

another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the

woman with the dog.

Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired." The French

woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude,

you are also arrogant. Imagine!"

The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little

dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.

The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and

chastise the soldier.

An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you

Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat

holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side

of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window.

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31 Jan 2008 9:30 AM:

An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

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