09 Jul 2007 10:54 AM:
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> > > >After getting all of The Pope's luggage loaded into the limo,
>(and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is
>still standing on the curb.
>
>"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take
>your seat so we can leave?"
>"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive
>at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."
>
>"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job!
>And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd
>never gone to work that morning.
>"There might be something extra in it for you, "says the Pope.
>
>Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind
>the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting
>the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.
>"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the
>Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
> > >
>"Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver.
>The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches,
>but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and
>gets on the radio.
>"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.
> > >
>The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a
>limo going a hundred and five.
>"So bust him," says the Chief.
>
>"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the
>cop.
>The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"
>"No, I mean really important," said the cop.
>The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"
>Cop: "Bigger."
>Chief: "Governor?"
>Cop: "Bigger."
>"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"
>Cop: "I think it's God!"
>Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"
>Cop: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur!!"
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