11 Sep 2008 8:08 PM:
An elderly couple attended church (religously!) every Sunday. One Sunday they arrived a little late to find the church packed. The only two seats together were on the front row at the middle of the aisle.
They took their seats and the mass commenced. The priest did his sermon, then the congregation sang a few hymns, and then the priest asked his flock to spend a little time in meditation. He asked them to consider their sins and ask for forgiveness.
After a minute or so the old lady turned to her husband and whispered ' I'm sorry dear but I've just done a silent fart - what should I do?'
The hubby turned to her and said:
'I'd get a new battery for your hearing aid darling!'
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