24 Jul 2007 10:19 AM:

President Bush is sitting in the oval office when in walks his chief of staff who says

i have some bad news Mr president.

go on then, what 's the news says George?

Mr president yesterday  two brazilian soldiers were killed in an ambush in baghdad.

George is beside himself with grief upon hearing the news and is dashing around the room cursing and threatening to send extra troops.

the chief of staff pipes up, what is your problem George?

we have lost tanks,aircraft,ships and marines before and you have not given a stuff,

why do you care so much about this loss, he said.

george replies,

remind me again how many is a Brazilian.....................

Thread: JOKES PLEASE .. IN HERE

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18 Jul 2007 12:00 AM:

sorry guys i have now noticed the utility thread.

This message was last edited by gilvef1 on 7/18/2007.
Thread: WIFI

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15 Jan 2007 5:29 PM:

i was told by a tapas bar owner in Marbella recently that the bast way to learn is to take a Spanish girlfriend or boyfriend, not wishing to fall out with my wife i think my preffered option would be to study in Guatemala, last time i was there (5 yrs ago)the courses were 80 USD for a week including a home stay and a 2 week course covered all the basics, the downside is that you end up speaking with a latino accent and run the risk of kidnapping.

Thread: So how many of you are learning to speak Spanish?

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