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Soy... una mujer

Sobre mi... 55 year old aging hippy


Vivo en... malaga province


Me gusta... walking, drinking, eating, music, art, films


Trabajo de... business owner


Mi firma en el foro es...

 left over wine? what leftover wine?

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11 Mar 2007 3:47 PM:

WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTRE FOR ADULTS

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY  APRIL 2007 ,
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NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
7:00 PM .

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00

Class 3
Is It Possible To Lift The Seat and Avoid The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? 

Group Practice.
10:00 PM

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Basket and The Floor
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Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon

Class 10
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM , location to be determined

Class 11
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. 7:00 PM
.

Class 12
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and
Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
7:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 13
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.

Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.


Thread: JOKES PLEASE .. IN HERE

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11 Mar 2007 3:14 PM:

hello

yes ! the estate agent did suggest we use the same lawyer and yes we know it's a conflict of interest. we definitely don't want any lawyer they recommend anyway.

cheers


Thread: Update on Phase 4 - 22nd october.

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11 Mar 2007 12:00 AM:

ANyone know of a recommended bi-lingual spanish lawyer in this area please?

we're buying a village house and don't want to use the same one as the sellers/EA recommended

Cheers

 


Thread: Update on Phase 4 - 22nd october.

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