11 Mar 2007 3:47 PM:
WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTRE FOR ADULTS
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY APRIL 2007 ,
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NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
7:00 PM .
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00
Class 3
Is It Possible To Lift The Seat and Avoid The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.
10:00 PM
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Basket and The Floor
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Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon
Class 10
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM , location to be determined
Class 11
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. 7:00 PM
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Class 12
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and
Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 13
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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