living a great life in Spain

 I have two delinquent dogs

I know my local dog listener does not agree. She visited last week, left me with a book of tricks and tips and told me to relax and take control of Princess Lilly (easier said than done since PL does just as she pleases, sometimes wherever she pleases if you know what I mean...)

It seems that constantly walking in circles around her sister Florence and insisting on being in exactly the same spot as she is may be the effects of doggie dementia. Poor Florence reacts by snapping and snarling which does not make for a relaxing holiday.

They are like an old married couple, one of whom wishes to be left alone for Gods sake. I have spoken to various people out on our walks and all seem to agree it is not unusual for old dogs. All I can say is thank goodness I got divorced before theis stage set in.

Leaving UK for home will be interesting. I already seperate them in the car (no mean feat with luggage and two passengers in an Audi TT) I have organised three stops en route at nice hotels, so once doggies have been fed and watered I will be downing a very large glass of wine to better fortify my drive the next day.

Lets hope no customs officials decide to put their heads in the car or they are likely to get them bitten off by Florence.

Now that would be an interesting post......