hope this does'nt offend

hi fromies i no what your saying i rang nhs help line but all i got was crackeling

hi mug im the same i think i might have swine flu i think that cos last night at the bbq i made a pig of myself..........dennis

Stella and I are both worried sick.

 We think we may have contracted the swine flu as we are both coming out in rashes!

See you in June

Nigel & Stella

SWINE FLU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........Nigel & Stella...................update on our condition.

We have been given oinkment......... and have to stay in for ...............weeeeeks!

(Hopefully it should have gone by June.)

Look forward to seeing you all again

Nigel & Stella

(ps I've got a sty on my eye!!)

As we all said

"If MASA open our golf course this year pigs can fly"...............................

Look what happened....

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SWINE FLEW!

Nigel & Stella

hello to all on sg im puting this message on ( hope this doesent offend ) to tell you we are out on sunday 10th ive left it late to warn you all so you couldnt get up a petition to stop us its loverly and sunny in yorkshire so we may bring good weather this time but if not we live on on m16 21 and if you beleive that we are safe hope to see you all in the pub love to you all phil n denise aka  mr n mrs mug