No question too simple

THOUGHT WHILE WE ARE WAITING YOU CAN TELL US YOUR BEST JOKES I'LL GET THIS ONE IN B4 ANYONE ELSE DOES

AMARION 111     LOL

2 QUEERS WALKING DOWN THE ROAD ONE SAYS I THINK I AM PREGNANT THE OTHER SAYS DONT BE STUPID YOUR A BLOKE YOU CANT BE PREGNANT HE SAYS I AM SURE I AM GOING TO HAVE ONE SO HE GOES BEHIND A BUSH AND HE IS PANTING AN PUFFING AND HE COMES RUNNING OUT AND SAYS I'VE HAD ONE I'VE HAD A BABY LOOK 2 LITTLE ARMS 2 LITTLE LEGS THE OTHER BLOKE SAYS DONT BE STUPID YOU HAVE SHIT ON A FROG

anybody know any jokes ?

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SPANISH :

1. Glorious history of killing South American tribes.
2. The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees.
3. You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits etc.
4. The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans.
5. Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the real thing.
6. Honesty.
7. Only sure way of bedding a woman is to dress up in stupid, tight clothes and risk your life in front of bulls.
8. You get to eat bulls' testicles.
9. Gibraltar.
10. Supported Argentina in Falklands War.

Two bats hanging upside down on a tree one said to the other  Am starving have not had any blood for a week now   the other bat said   I aint had any  for 3 weeks and just as they was gabbing to each other a bat came past full of blood

The first bat said  look at that lucky get, go and ask him were he got all that blood from

 So he flew over to him and asked him, The bat full of blood said can you see that tree over ther he said yes    He said   I didnt     BANG                                          (well what do you exspect)

Anybody got a letter

I got one this morning, had nothing to do with spain tho

a mouse dies and goes to heaven and is given a tour of heaven, which takes all day. At the end of the day he is told by St Peter to go and enjoy himself, which he does.He meets up a few days later and St Peter asks him how he is enjoying himself. He says it is great but that heaven is so big his feet are hurting him.St Peter says no problem and gives him a set of small rollerskates and sends him on his way.

A few days later a cat dies and goes to heaven and is given the tour by St Peter and is told to go away and enjoy himself. He meets up with St Peter a few days later and St Peter asks him for his impression of heaven. The cat replied that it was great and that he was particularly impressed with the meals on wheels

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