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hello sg me n mrs mug have been giveing the job scene at sg a little thought and think weve found an opening wood anyone object to mrs mug n a few freinds opening a lap dancing club members only this is a men only club ladies sorry for any disapointment could barry or den please get in touch reguards advertiseing possible door work age limit for dancers 50 but no one considered after 80 sorry  health n saftey issues zimmer frames dont look good spinning out of control all applicants should have clean driving licences for taxiing residents to a&e after each performence closeing date  15 05 2008

hi mug just to let you know we have had 4 aplicants for the lap dancers  only problem was 2 of them took a bit of persuading ( sue  &  sylvia ) will keep you informed of any more who take up the work

Can I be barman please!!! promise no apples.

Fromies.

HI MUG

LOVE THE WAY YOU HAVE DONE YOUR UNDERBUILD.. ARE YOU ALLOWED TO HAVE A LAP DANCING BAR DOWN THERE AND HAVE YOU GOT A PERMIT !!!!..

 

This message was last edited by bobby50 on 5/13/2008.

HI Phil. just to inform you that to ensure your club gets off to a good start i rounded up a couple of likley lads Jack & Eric to assist me in checking out the local talent wishing to be part of the enterainment, Some of the artist selected are list below :-

1 FRAN she said she would not only wriggle on anybody's lap but she will play "god save the queen " on the bag pipes ( But only if Rodger is allowed to pole dance)

2 JUDITH with permission from Eric has offered to do an african version of the monkey mambo.

3 SUSAN has asked Rob if she can do the gravel shake (spread it to left & rake it to the right)

4 TRISH,SUSAN,SYLVIA. Have offered to do the dance of nine veil's only in reverse

In addition Den has offered to act as bar man for the night to assist the takings

Hope this will help to get it off the ground

Regards Barry 

hi to all interested parties will be out on 07/06/08 so auditions can take place on barrys solarium if weather poor as it always is when im in sg we will meet in dens n sues connservatory the back one for privacy n dignaty of those appering the nearness of the swimming pool allowing for rapid cooling of interviewers sue says there will be a small charge for hire of towels and dressing facilitys fromies will provide large amounts of scrumpie for refreshment of all bobby can do the security he has the canine franchise sorry judy yours isnt really froshuse enough no dictionarys here it s good to have a bit of a laugh we were getting far too serious hopes that steve n jason would build a stage in time is our biggest worry love to all fellow SG ers mr n mrs mug

hi steve and jason have promised to have stage done they have said it will only take a day ???????????

Hi Mug, I will gladly supply the scrumpy for your lap dancing club it will certainly get things going, two pints and your any bodies!!! but be carefull not to drink to much like the chap below he's only 38!!                                               

mind you he's a great twister (showing my age now)        The Fromies.

This message was last edited by fromie32 on 5/13/2008.