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21 Aug 2012 9:49 AM by alancambs Star rating in Las Kalendas Fortuna. 134 posts Send private message

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Sports commentators show their intelligence


Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.. .......Oh my God, what have I just said?"

 





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21 Aug 2012 12:07 PM by maddiemack Star rating in Grantham, Lincolnshi.... 194 posts Send private message

Thank you so much for that, Alan.  My Hubby and I have just laughed 'til we cried!



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21 Aug 2012 3:58 PM by Victoria Twead Star rating in Andalucia. 89 posts Send private message

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 Really funny, thank you! 

Victoria 



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21 Aug 2012 6:14 PM by gerrryuk Star rating in Mezquitilla, near To.... 179 posts Send private message

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 Absolutely brilliant everyone will love that except ..................................



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22 Aug 2012 11:09 AM by Irene&Alan Star rating in Formentera del Segur.... 700 posts Send private message

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Thanks for that. Very funny! I´ve pinched them and sent them on to some friends

Irene





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