19 Aug 2007 9:52 AM:
Paddy walks into the confessional and says to the priest
Father I have come to comfess my sins
Yes my son what have you to confesss says the priest
Well the other day I was in the pub and I met Fanny Green, she's the new woman in town. she was stunning and all in green, any way we had a few drinks and she invited me back to her place, As i was a bit drunk i could not resist the temptation and we mad love. I feel so guilty now and I hope the wife doesn't find out says Paddy.
Well you know you did wrong my son so say three Hail Marry's and stay out of her way in future.
A while later Murphy comes in and says, Father I have come to confess my sins
Yes my son what have you to confess, says the priest
Well the other day I was walking through the park when I saw this stunning lady sunbathing, she was wearing a minute green bikini. I introduced myself, she said her name was Fanny Green and she was new in town. Well one thing led to another and we ended up making love twice that day says Murphey.
Well you now you did wrong my son so say Five Hail Marry's and stay out of her way in future, that Fanny Green seems to be trouble.
In church that Sunday the priest was sitting with the alterboys waiting to start the service when in walked a stunning woman wearing a green hat, green mini skirt and emerald green shoes, and she sat in the front pew with her legs slightly apart.
The priest says to the alter boy, Tell me my son is that Fanny green.
The alter boy bend down and takes a good look up the lady's skirt and says
No Father I think it's a reflection off her shoes.
Recardo
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