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09 May 2007 10:10 PM:

one for my irish friends


      Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his
drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his
wife, Mary.

      He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their
upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught
himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he
landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket
broke and made the landing especially painful.

      Managing not to yell, Flynn sprung up, pulled down his pants, and
looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and
bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and
began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw
blood.

      He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and
stumbled his way to bed.

      In th e morning, Flynn woke up with searing pain in both his head
and butt and Mary staring at him from across the room.

      She said, "You were drunk again last night weren't you?"

      Flynn said, "Why you say such a mean thing?"

      "Well," Mary said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the
broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of
blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes,
but mostly.....it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.





Thread: JOKES PLEASE .. IN HERE

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05 May 2007 11:50 PM:


 
PERKS OF BEING OVER 50!


1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

4. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you????

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is not hing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat supper at 4 pm.

9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.


12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.


14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.



19. You can't remember who sent you this list .


And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.


Forward this to every one you can remember.
     


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