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A policeman in the Norfolk Police is wandering through a Norfolk village and decides to sit down and have an orange juice on the seats outside an old Norfolk pub. At the table next door are a quite old man and woman enjoying the sunshine and two small beers. As they are both a little hard of hearing their conversation is raised and thus the police sergeant can hear every word they're saying.

The Old man reminisces with his lady about the times that they used to go behind the pub when they were young, and enjoy sex up against the wire fence of a field there.

They both said how much they had enjoyed it then and wouldn't it be fun to do it there just one more time for old times sake. They left their drinks and, with devilment in their eyes, went hand in hand around the back of the pub.

The police sergeant thought that surely they were far too old, but none the less he wanted to see this. He tip toed around the back of the pub just in time to see the old lady hitch her skirt up and drop her knickers, and the old man unfastened his trousers. Then suddenly they went at it. The policeman couldn't believe it! They went hell for leather for nearly ten minutes before they both disengaged. The policeman quietly returned to his seat at the front of the pub amazed at what he had just seen.

A couple of minutes later the couple returned to finish their drinks. They looked a bit worn out, which, the policeman thought, was only to be expected. After a couple of minutes the policeman could contain himself no longer, he turned to the old man and said, "I caught sight of you two behind the pub a minute ago, I must say I was astounded at your vigour."

The old man turned to the policeman and said, "Ah yes. But when we were younger, that bloody fence wasn't electrified!"