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This Olympic performance by GB is quite good, we're up to 3rd in the medal table. Amazing what the Lottery money has done to boost our sportsmen and women's training etc. I thought Spain would have done better, when you consider tennis, cycling, beach volleyball, etc that appear to be sports that the Spanish would do well in.

I see the new Mayoress of Fuengirola continues to make herself unpopular. She is stopping the Sunday Fuengirola morning market. This was a very popular market amongst people that live here, and tourists. Hard to make a case to stop it. Her excuse is parking was difficult.....Parking is difficult everywhere. Surely not a valid reason. Maybe she'll ban tourists next because they clog up parking.....

I'm golfing at 0730 tomorrow at Marbella. I wonder if they allow pyjamas on the course.......

Two women on a crowded London tube. One says to the other, "See that man behind me? Is he handsome?" The other replies "He's young". Her friend comes back with, "I can feel he's young, but is he handsome?"

The same friends. One says to the other, "If I sleep with your husband, would we still be friends?" The other woman replies, "No". The other woman says, "OK then. We'd be enemies, right?".  "No" was the reply. "OK then, what would we be?" The reply came back, "Even"