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I'm having  a hell of a job getting my pool clean. It just won't clear. I've hoovered it twice in two days. Could it be the Eucalyptus trees not far away? Their pollen is the consistency of sand almost. Perhaps my  filter needs replacing?

On Chapter 21 of The Saturday Pledge - Book One. Hugely enjoyable writing it. If my wife would let me I'd take meals at my PC.

 My wife is stocking up for the next lot of family visitors, they arrive next Wednesday. I'm so glad they're coming, my son in law is a whizz around the house....what was I worrying about my pool for? Andrew can fix anything. And then there's the washing machine, my laptop, the sprinkler system, the tumble drier, the film recorder, etc etc. I guess he'll be glad to get home to chase those nasty criminals in the UK after two weeks at my place......

Great that Ms Adams got the Gold in Boxing. She looks a sweetie but packs a punch.

A friend of mine flushed his Viagra down the toilet. The loo seat stayed up for three weeks.

A man was on holiday in Suffolk. He asked a local if there was a B & Q in Ipswich. The local replied, "Don't know, but I know there's 2 'e's in Leeds.

The Taliban have a battle group going through the desert when they hear someone behind a sand dune shout, "A British soldier is worth 10 Taliban fighters". The Taliban Commander sends 10 of his men over the sand dune. After much shouting and shooting not one Taliban comes back. The Taliban Commander hears another shout, "A British soldier is worth 100 Taliban fighters" The Taliban Commander sends 100 of his men over the sand dune. After much shouting and shooting a lone, wounded Taliban fighter staggers back to his Commander and gasps, "It's a trap! .........................There are two of them!"