Author

My first book, "Every Day's a Monday", contiues to sell well. It's based on real events that happened to me and a work colleague in the Middle East when we were falsely charged with the equivalent of 'Deception' by senior policemen who were crooks because we wouldn't process a fraudulent claim for venture capital. The prison we were in was a hell hole, and we considered we would either escape or die. It was written by me for my family and started me off on the novel writing trail. So, there's always a silver lining.

Chapters of my new novels, a trilogy, "The Saturday Pledge - Book One - Rancliffes" are coming along nicely. I planned it many months ago, but thought it too risque, but my publishers said it has a better storyline than 50 Shades, and although it has some very sexy scenes in it both heterosexual, and homosexual, it also has a fair amount of humour in it too. I am enjoying every minute of writing all of my books, even the one I wrote for children,the downside is that when you write at home there are too many distractions to interrupt one's flow sometimes.

A blonde woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. She follows him to a house one day, and bursts in to find him making love to a young lady. The wife pulls out a revolver and puts it to her own head, "You made me do this" she screams. Her husband shouts out "Honey please don't do this". The wife replies "Shut up you pig! You're next!"