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Went to the family villa near Alcaucin, in the hills yesterday. Fantastic birthday party for my lady. Unexpected friends from near & far. Her sister Inga and our daughter Heidi arranged everything. Such a fun and love filled day around the pool and cool in the hot tub. Cooked pizzas in the outside pizza oven, each person put their own choice of ingredients on, and Inga had made a giant Baked Alaska for dessert. Huge amounts of wine and beer consumed followed by champers. Brilliant day for a brilliant lady. Of course I am a bit biased...

Broke a dental bridge, try getting a decent dentist in August in Spain !!!!!

Chap goes to heaven, St Peter shows him the Control Room. In it each person living on Earth has a personal clock. Every time they commit adultery the clock springs forward an hour shortening their life. The chap looks at all the famous people's personal clocks, Suddenly Peter Andre's clock's minute hand springs around the dial thus taking an hour off his life. The chap asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?". St Peter answers, "Oh. we've got that one in my personal office, I'm using it as a fan".