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Happy villa yesterday, my granddaughter Jessica got 7 good passes and now goes to Norwich City College in September.  Her parents took her and us out to the new restaurant in the Pueblo (The Longhorn) last night to celebrate. Good steak but the rest was very mediocre, but the party atmosphere at our table was great. lots of laughs, mostly out of relief....

My grandson has 'tweaked' my website (www.joseph-dickerson.com). For a 13 year old he's really a wizard at IT, but he does everything at a million miles per hour. He runs everywhere, he was once arrested for walking, but we let him off because it was a first offence !! He once got separated from his Dad in the Castle Mall in Norwich. He told one of the security team that he was lost, and the man asked him, "What's daddy like?". Daniel replied, "Oh, Beer, Rugby, and he likes swearing a lot"

25 scousers get killed in a coach crash on their way to a football match. St Peter meets them at the Pearly Gates. Unsure whether he can let so many in all at once he asks them to wait by the gates whilst he checks with God. God says OK let them in. St Peter returns to the entrance to heaven. He then frantically phones God, "They've gone!". "What all 25 of them?". St Peter replies, "Yes, and the bloody gates!"

A man goes to see the devastation at Ground Zero after 9/11. He gets chatting to a fire chief. The Chief asks him where he's from, the man replies Ipswich in England. The Chief nods and asks "I don't know England too well, what state is Ipswich in?" The man replies, "Pretty much the same state as here"