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August Gone
Sunday, September 2, 2012 @ 2:18 PM

Quiet house now that August has departed. 2 lots of family stayed with us through the month. Nice to see them but hard work for my wife. I tried to help but can't do anything domestically as good as her. My grandson is a gifted bright lovely boy but as my daughter says, he can turn into a bit of a Kevin on occasion, and my 16 year old granddaughter is like all young girls, all about her looks, boyfriend, phone, etc. She goes to Norwich City College this month as she develops into womanhood. Although, like most 16 year old girls nowadays she looks about 25 !!! Great kids, and we wouldn't be without them for a minute.

Terrible fires, thank the Lord they're under control. It's times like this that even Englishmen pray for rain.

Not touched my latest book, The Saturday Pledge", for days. Now that the house is quiet again I might just get a few days on it. Driving me mad, I have all the chapters and their plots in my head just bursting to be put into print.

A prostitute goes to her doctor. "Doctor I'm worried that I'm a haemophiliac. Even if I get the smallest cut it seems to bleed for days".  "I see" said the GP, "Approximately how much do you lose when you have your period?" The lady replied, "Oh, about a thousand pounds".

An Ipswich man's wife goes into labour. He phones the ambulance service. "We'll send an ambulance immediately, where do you live?". The man replies "In Eucalyptus Drive". The operator asks, "Can you spell that for me please?" There is silence for a few moments and then the man says, "Tell you what, I'll drag her into Oak Street, pick her up from there...."

 

 

 

 

 



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