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We've been so busy as we're packing up to move.  My book writing has taken a bit of a back seat recently. I put a couple of my novels on 'wattpad'. namely "Operation Thursday", which is the sequel to "Every Day's a Monday", and "The Saturday Pledge". I wrote "The Saturday Pledge" first 30 chapters some years ago, but my wife thought it too raunchy and that no one would read it or publish it, so I stopped. Since 50 Shades made it past any censorship I decided to finish it. My wife thinks it is a bit naughtier than 50 Shades, but the storyline needs the raunchy bits.

My granddaughter Jessica was given a Blackberry for her birthday recently. She has just left it on the Norwich to London train !!! I wonder if someone will hand it in??? Probably not, not in modern Britain...

My lady and I went to see "Total Recall" last night. Usual guns that fire forever plus mayhem and a hero that no matter what he gets hit by always comes up for more. I would rather have stayed in and watch 'X Factor', and that's saying something !!!

A girl comes across a frog in the woods. "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a Prince and you can come back to my castle with me. You can be my wife, cook for me, do the ironing, clean the castle, What do you think?" That night the girl had a plate of frog's legs lightly sauteed in white wine and onions. "I don't think so" the girl said with a smile.

Man went to doctor, "My hair is falling out. Can you give me something for it?" The doctor did, he gave him a box.