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Off to Torre del Mar tomorrow to look at some properties. My wife wants to be nearer her sister. Who am I to argue? Nearly all ready to go. A previous property owner, who's villa we liked started to come the old gazumping acid, so we cancelled that. When it comes to money some people become selfish grabbing morons. A new property 'find' is now an urgent priority for us. Plan B is go back to our house in the UK, goods in storage, etc etc until we find a suitable villa. Hope that doesn't happen.

Spain is getting expensive and official red tape makes everything so difficult, but we still love it here. I find writing here is easier too for some reason, can't explain it.

A lady walked into her kitchen. Her hubby was swatting flies. "Killed many?" she asked. "Yep" he replied, "Two males and three females".  She looked perplexed, "How on earth can you possibly know their sex?" He smiled, "It's easy, the two males were on my beer can, and the two females were on the phone".

Little boy runs into his house, "Mum, Can little girls have babies?" His Mum replied, "No, of course not". The little boy smiled and ran out shouting to the little girl from next door, "It's OK. We can play that game again"