All Boxes Done !
Monday, October 22, 2012 @ 1:10 PM
My lady and I have now emptied all 35 boxes, and we can truly say we have moved in, with nothing left to do. Yesterday we both felt guilty.....nothing to do! What a treat life is now. They do say Divorce and Moving House are the two most stressful things in life. I don't agree. When I think of poor unfortunate unemployed people out there who are in danger of losing their houses/apartments, etc., now that is stress, real stress. I often wish I could hit the jackpot on Euro Millones just so I could help to relieve the suffering of those folk who are going through a living hell of worry at the moment.
On a lighter note my team, Norwich City, managed to overcome the mighty Arsenal on Saturday. I watched it via my laptop stream. If anyone is interested you can get all sorts of channels, including all the English Premiership games, on 'FirstRowSports' for free. The pictures are not quite as good as TV but still OK. It's always nice to see the little 'Davids' beat the rich 'Goliaths'.
My grandson recently came back from a school trip to South Africa. Amazing, my longest school trip was to Great Yarmouth, exactly 22 miles! Anyway, he was telling me about watching a display of tribesman who ran around shouting, screaming, and beating their wooden clubs on the ground. I told him we do that here....we call it 'Golf' !
A couple of women are playing golf. One mishits the ball and it flies across the fairway and strikes a man who promptly doubles up and lies rocking gently on the grass. Knowing how painful for a man it is to be hit 'there' she offers help. "Look, I'm so sorry, I'm a physiotherapist let me ease the pain". She then slips her hand down his trousers and starts to very gently and expertly start massaging his testicles. After a few minutes she asks him how it feels. He replies, "Oh, lovely. But my thumb still hurts like hell".