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Just bought a Samsung Galaxy S3. All I need now is an IT specialist to park himself at my place for a couple of months to help me make the 8 zillion apps and other gizmos work!! Amazing technology though, it does everything. It brought me a cup of coffee in bed this morning !!

Went to vist the in-laws in Torre Del Mar  yesterday. We were having lunch at a cafe and a lady came round the tables offering good luck charms. I told her that I'm a Capricorn, and Capricorns don't believe in all that astrology stuff. Besides, I think it's bad luck to be superstitious.

Mind you a psychic once said to me "Bless you", I said, "I didn't sneeze", She said "You will, trust me". Do you know that three years later I did sneeze" Now how's that for weird?

My American brother in law asked me if I believed people came back from the dead. I said, "You mean like Republicans?"

I don't believe in reincarnation either, didn't believe in it when I was a rabbit either.

Before we had finished lunch, a woman came round selling raffle tickets for her church. I refused to buy. What on earth would I do with it if I won a church?

And finally: Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.