As I get older I have come to some conclusions about life:
If walking is good for your health..........the Postman should be immortal.
A whale swims all day, eats only fish and plankton, drinks water......and is fat !
A rabbit runs and hops all day.....and only lives 15 years, if he's lucky.
A tortoise doesn't run, pretty much does nothing.........yet can live for 450 years.
And they say you should exercise? I don't think so !
Also:
I started out with nothing.....and I still have most of it.
My wild oats have turned into prunes and All-Bran.
I've finally got my head together.....and now my body is falling apart.
It's funny, but I don't remember being absent-minded.
It's funny, but I don't remember being absent-minded.
It's funny, but I don't remember being absent minded.
If all is not lost.....where is it?
Some days you're the dog.....other days you're the hydrant.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents.......accidents in the back seat cause kids.
If God wanted me to touch my toes.....he'd have put them on my knees!
It's not hard to meet expenses.....they're everywhere.
The only difference between being in a rut and a grave is the depth.
These days I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter.....I go somewhere to get something.....then wonder what I'm here after.
But hey, what a life I've led. So many adventures, and I've met some great people from all walks of life. I hope that God grants me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Take care.