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Just got back from the UK after some weeks there enjoying the grey and black sunshine and the other sunshine that fell as water!! No wonder everyone is looking fed up there. Prices going up, weather awful, stores closing, etc etc. I'm so glad to be back. We sat on the terrace in the sun yesterday taking tea and biscuits and counted our blessings.

Half the attraction of Spain is of course the sun, but I even enjoyed shopping with my lady as well today....won't last!

Talking of attraction, I have found that most women are attracted to the simple things in life.....like men.

I think some men are simple though, my best friend says he buys 'Playboy' because he likes the articles. Right, just as I go to shopping malls for the music!! He's divorced now. He has lips like Mick Jagger, his ex told me that with his lips he could French kiss a large moose. He got depressed after his divorce, I told him "Look in time you'll meet someone special, you know someone that won't press charges..."

He said he's dating a homeless woman, he reckons he does so as it's easier getting her to stay the night. He's lost his self confidence though, when women say "Yes" to him he tells them to think it over. The older he gets the younger the women he dates...soon he'll be dating sperm !

I was talking to my younger sister once and she said, "I'm looking for a man who is kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?"

I think women are altogether too suspicious. I was dating a girl for two years and then the nagging started, she wanted to know my name....