Well, we went to see this film 'Gangster Squad' last night. Crap acting, Sian Penn was awesome...sorry I meant awful. The film was full of blood and guts, thin storyline, Says it all really. Popcorn and chocolate were good though.
My lady has started a diet today. I started one yesterday, it's Viagra and prune juice....I honestly don't know if I'm coming or going. I can't decide which would be easier, try to lose 3 stone by strict dieting or say 'to hell with it' and eat lots of chocolate and fried chips so that I qualify for a gastric bypass....
Last year my wife lost two stones swimming. I don't know how....I tied them around her neck tight enough.
I once tried a whiskey diet, it worked! I lost three days!
My brother has the right idea. He says he's on this brilliant diet, You can eat whatever you want, whenever you want, and as much as you want. He says you don't actually lose any weight, but it's very easy to stick to.
The best way for me to look thin is to go to the restaurant with a lot of fat friends. My doctor said though that I should give up having those intimate little dinners for four....Unless I take three other people with me.
I exercise quite well though. Every morning it's - Up! Down! Up! Down! And then the other eyelid. Also every day I go on a very brisk sit down.
The guys at the gym call it 'Aerobics'. As they charge £15 a session they could hardly just call it 'Jumping up and down' could they? There is one machine at the Gym that I particularly like...the vending machine !
My grandma, at 60, started to jog three miles a day. She's ninety seven now, and none of the family knows where the hell she is ! The only time I run is when I have to....usually when the ice crean van is just moving off.
Placido Domingo