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How to achieve "Inner Peace".
Thursday, February 12, 2009

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

A doctor on breakfast television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who frkin gud I fel.

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Five rules for a happy life. (Men only).
Monday, February 2, 2009

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

           1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
               who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

           2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you
               laugh.

           3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
               and who doesn't lie to you.

           4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
               and who likes to be with you.

           5. It's very, very important that these four women
               do not know each other.

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