I DON'T BLOODY BELIEVE IT!

 Gill and I have just spent and hour and a half in the gardens opposite our apartment on Limonero, clearing up all the dog crap, coke cans, beer cans, fag packets, soiled nappies and various other unmentionables. We went back inside and made a cup of coffee, stood on our terrace to view our handiwork and before our very eyes a lady appeared from the quads opposite accompanied by a small child with a yellow balloon and a small black dog. Then, you've guessed it, she released the dog and it proceeded to dump right in front of us. Before we could say or do anything, all three disappeared. Amazing!

If anybody knows who this woman is could they educate her  that you have to clear up after your dog.Would she have liked it if her small child had fallen in it? No, I doubt it.

Colin.

What kind of unmentionables?

Unused condoms, used condoms, porn mags, bogey tissues, pregnancy test sticks, needles, nail clippings, hair, false teeth, come on give us a clue ???? Are you sure it was a yellow balloon and not a green, had it been green I know who the criminal is..

hehe, your post cracked me up x

 All those things, although I have to admit to keeping a couple of items. Just as evidence, you understand.

Definitely yellow, with some sort of slogan on it. Couldn't quite make it out but some letters seem to say So...a's rum sinks.Strange!

 Same lady, same dog, same problem. Sadly, not quick enough with my camera, although, I did get a photo of the dog slipping away, lead still attached, and the pile it left behind. The person that allows this dog to foul our newly manicured gardens knows who she is and she also knows I know who she is. She is not the only person that fails to clean up after their dogs but that is no excuse. Next time she will hear me. It won't be pleasant.

Strewth, I can only imagine how bloody infuriating this is for those of you who have to live with this all year round.  Can't the president or vice pen a strongly worded letter?.  I know you say this particuar woman is not the only one but she is still guilty of allowing her dog to foul and unfortunately for her has been caught so should suffer the consequences as others should as and when they're identified. It makes me so mad when we know that the majority of people do all they can to keep the place looking nice!