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13 Feb 2012 12:00 AM by wrecker Star rating in Warrenpoint and CDA. 18 forum posts Send private message

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> > Dear Mr. Cameron,
> >
> > Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK 's economy.
> >
> > Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
> >
> > You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
> >
> > There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.
> >
> > Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
> >
> > 1) They MUST retire.
> > Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed
> >
> > 2) They MUST buy a new British car.
> > Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed
> >
> > 3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -
> > Housing Crisis fixed
> >
> > 4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university -
> > Crime rate fixed
> >
> > 5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week .....
> > And there's your money back in duty/tax etc
> >
> > It can't get any easier than that!
> >
> > P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances
> >
> > If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.
> >
> > Also.....
> > Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.
> >
> > This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
> >
> > They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.
> >
> > They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.
> >
> > Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.
> >
> > A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell.
> >
> > They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
> >
> > They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education.
> >
> > Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request.
> >
> > Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.
> >
> > Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.
> >
> > There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.
> >
> > The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay £600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out. 



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14 Feb 2012 1:47 AM by Hamibabe Star rating in West Mids. 1317 forum posts Send private message

A great idea, but why cannot all of the countries just use up the billions that are in the reserves.  America is reported to have spent hundreds of billions funding the war in Afganistan and the UK spent  hundreds of milions on a war that we are still going to spend money on, goodness knows how more millions will be spent. Do these politicians think we are stupid.



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14 Feb 2012 5:20 AM by Daniels Star rating in Waterlooville & Pent.... 220 forum posts Send private message

WRECKER - THE PRINCIPLE IS GREAT AND BEING IN MY FIFTIES I'M ALL FOR IT. BUT NEEDS A LITTLE BIT OF TWEEKING.

> > Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
> >
> > You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
> >
> > There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.
> >
> > Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
> >
> > 1) They MUST retire.
> > Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed -WHO WILL REPLACE THE WELL DESCIPLINED, RELIABLE, EXPERIENCED OVER 50 WORKFORCE. MY COMPANY HAS BEEN LOOKING TO EMPLOY WELL DESCIPLINED, RELIABLE, EXPERIENCED PEOPLE FOR AT LEAST 6 YEARS OR MORE AND HAVE BEEN MOSTLY DISSAPOINTED. THEY JUST AREN'T OUT THERE AND THE YOUNGER GENERATION........................... WELL I'M JUST NOT GOING THERE!!
> > 2) They MUST buy a new British car.
> > Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed - WE DON'T HAVE ANY BRITISH CARS ANYMORE. DO WE? DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING I DON'T?
> >
> > 3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -
> > Housing Crisis fixed WOULD GUESS MOST POEPLE IN THEIR 50'S HAVE LITTLE OR NO MORTGAGE, THOSE RENTING  MUST NOW BUY? WHERE, THERE ARE VERY FEW PROPERTIES ON THE MARKET AND A MASS INFLUX OF BUYERS WILL START A HOUSING BOOM, PRICES ROCKET AND HERE WE GO AGAIN ON THE BOOM / BUST ROUNDABOUT.
> >
> > 4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university -
> > Crime rate fixed A LOT OF THOSE WHO GOT CAUGHT LOOTING IN LAST YEARS RIOTS HAD AN EDUCATION.
> >
> > 5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week .....
> > And there's your money back in duty/tax etc GOOD IDEA? BUT MAY GET SOME HORRID ILLNESS OR WORSE AND RUN UP COSTS ON THE NHS 50 HIGHER THAN THE TAX RECOVERED.
> >
> > It can't get any easier than that! ALMOST THERE !!!!!- A LITTLE MORE THOUGHT AND YOU HAVE CRACKED IT. I'M VOTING FOR YOU AS I'M SURE YOU WILL GET THE ANSWER VERY SOON.
> >
> > P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances GREAT IDEA!!!!!
> >
> > If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.
> >
> > Also.....
> > Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home. HHHHHHUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM NOT SURE THIS IS THE RIGHT ANSWER, I MIGHT NEED A LITTLE MORE CONVINCING.......................... I LIKE YOUR THOUGHT PROCESS THOUGH; A LITTLE TWEEKING HERE AND THERE AND YOU GET MY VOTE ON THIS ONE TOO. YOU WANT TO GIVE ME £1 MILLION, I MUST STOP WORK AND THEN SEND ME TO PRISON AT RETIREMENT AGE. I'M STRUGGLING TO MAKE IT WORK IN MY MIND.
> >
> > This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
> >
> > They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.
> >
> > They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.
> >
> > Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.
> >
> > A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell.
> >
> > They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
> >
> > They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education.
> >
> > Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request.
> >
> > Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.
> >
> > Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.
> >
> > There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.
> >
> > The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay £600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.



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