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Can anyone give any information about taking driving lessons on Condado? Me and the mrs can drive very well but have never done so abroad and we are thinking we both might feel a lot more comfortable doing so after an hour or two with an instructor, just to get us going.
If anyone has any contacts please can they let me know either here or by Private message. Thanks.
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Hi friend, the names Kev! Like yourself, I am a holiday goer at condado. Although I like to walk with my dog winston most of the time, I do have great ability 'at the wheel'. I own a bright red ford fiesta and I regularly take it for a spin round the twists and turns of condado. Although I have no driving qualifications to my name, what I do have is a particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a long career of touring Europe in my car. If you are looking for a driving instructor I am your man. I recently broke my personal best lap time around condado to just 1 minute 47 seconds. This may take you by suprise as it is extremely fast. However, if you would like to take up my offer then we can arrange a meeting time. Alternatively, you can try and spot my car on the condado grounds. The registration of the car is 'B0Y R4CER' and there is a large sticker on the side saying 'the speed demon'. Thankyou for reading this. Smiley Kev.
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Hi SmileyKev,
Did you mean to say that: 'Although I have no driving qualifications to my name,' Or were you meaning about any ADI experience? As some may wish to take cover if the former is the case
SD
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Hi fellow Condadudes & Condadudettes. This thread has shed some light on a recent incident that befell myself as I was out dog-walking on the Condado inner ring road (or the speed track as some would obviously call it). First of all, there appears to be a team of 'crack joggers' whose sole intention is to appear from nowhere and take a running jump over my bewildered Shihtzu, Albert, as he performs his daily ablutions! Chief protagonist amongst these crazed runners is some buffoon dressed in what seems to be hi-vis pink Lycra! Why he feels the need to leapfrog my dog is baffling, but suffice to say, I have reported this incident several times. The reason for posting on this thread is only a couple of days ago, after yet another mad jogger attack, I was about to cross the 'racetrack' to enter the holy grail of Al-Kasar in order to purchase my daily ice cream. Looking forward to this delectable sugary treat, I perhaps wasn't paying as much attention as I should. I stepped into the road and was almost flipped over by a maniac driving a red Ford Fiesta with the aforementioned reg plate. Quick as a flash I whipped out my portable speed gun and clocked this idiot doing a frankly ridiculous 19 miles per hour. I am unaware of the speed limit on Condado, but surely walking pace is more than fast enough? Do we want total carnage on the mean streets of Condado? I think not! And so join with me, fellow residents, when I say 'Smiley Kev, your card has been marked.' Dangerous Dave.
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DD,
Was your dog having a sh**zu at the time of the said incident as that could of been very concerning if it was in deep thought contemplating his plan of how to make such a deposit on said verge?
SD
P.s. I wondered who had stolen my pink lycra leotard/mankini off the washing line!
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I went to a zoo once and all they had was 1 little doggy!
.......it was a shihtzu.
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Yeah ! in terms of you learning to drive. First of all, well done for 'accepting the challenge'.
I'm wondering whether, as a 'starter' strategy, that anyone could learn to drive ,
Many parents of teenagers learning to drive do try and minimise the number of formal lessons because of the expense, but sometimes we 'swap' the children, so that they learn with 'someone else', and for that reason do you have any friends/other family, who might give you 'starter' lessons.
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