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08 Jun 2010 12:00 AM by morerosado Star rating. 6927 posts Send private message

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 The government is worried that mens ????? are getting smaller. To find out how great the problem is they have asked all men with ????? smaller than three inches to put a white flag with a red cross on their car & many are doing so too!

   



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08 Jun 2010 12:11 PM by TechNoApe Star rating in Duquesa, Manilva. 1277 posts Send private message

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The Government is also worried that Women are developing an inferiority complex. To find out how great the problem is, they have asked all Women to do what the Men are doing, and put a white flag with a red cross on their car!



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08 Jun 2010 12:23 PM by ayrez Star rating in La Marina Oasis. 379 posts Send private message

More

I just love that.

Techno

Grrrrrrrr

Jean

PS No flags on me!!

 





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08 Jun 2010 6:04 PM by dartboy Star rating. 95 posts Send private message

that means i won't be driving the wifes car till this is over  and will be putting a red flag with white cross on my van





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08 Jun 2010 6:04 PM by dartboy Star rating. 95 posts Send private message

that means i won't be driving the wifes car till this is over  and will be putting a red flag with white cross on my van





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08 Jun 2010 6:42 PM by morerosado Star rating. 6927 posts Send private message

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SWITZERLAND???????????????????



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08 Jun 2010 6:47 PM by Elle1971 Star rating in Lanzarote. 29 posts Send private message

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Brilliant! Got that in ana email this morning - and did chuckle!

Hubby wants to put an England flag up on our villa... but he's only allowed if I can have my Spanish flag up!

Elle xx



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08 Jun 2010 6:50 PM by morerosado Star rating. 6927 posts Send private message

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Oh Techno, how did I get this photo of your car?

IT'S A BIT OF FUN, GO AWAY IF YOU CAN'T PLAY NICELY WITH US LASSES!!


 



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08 Jun 2010 8:08 PM by mike_walsh Star rating in Torrevieja. 594 posts Send private message

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Women are never 'appy. Mine said she preferred 7" but I am damned if I am going to slice off a whole three inches!



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09 Jun 2010 11:11 AM by morerosado Star rating. 6927 posts Send private message

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Oh, YOU wish!



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09 Jun 2010 1:13 PM by goodstich44 Star rating in northampton. 1648 posts Send private message

............there was a young man from kent
           who's willy was extremely bent
           so to save himself trouble, he put it in double
           and instead of coming he went.

 





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09 Jun 2010 1:19 PM by morerosado Star rating. 6927 posts Send private message

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Goodstich ...  I've a photo of him but, for OBVIOUS reasons, I can't post it here. Photobucket will delete it IMMEDIATELY! 



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09 Jun 2010 2:18 PM by dartboy Star rating. 95 posts Send private message

yep i am going to remain nutral





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09 Jun 2010 2:59 PM by TechNoApe Star rating in Duquesa, Manilva. 1277 posts Send private message

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The man next door had a 10 inch thingy

and he showed to the Woman next door,

She thought it was a snake,

so she hit it with a rake,

and not it is only 4 point 4.



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09 Jun 2010 3:35 PM by bobaol Star rating. 2253 posts Send private message

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That's why I miss the fashion for flared trousers.  Used to be great when you had an itch...........

That's it, get my hat and coat and call me a taxi...I'm off.

(Before you say it, OK, I'm a taxi).

 





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09 Jun 2010 7:50 PM by mike_walsh Star rating in Torrevieja. 594 posts Send private message

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There was a young German named Ringer,

Who was screwing an opera singer:

When he said it's all in, she replied with a grin -

You mean that isn't your finger?



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09 Jun 2010 8:19 PM by Sunrise Star rating in UK. 417 posts Send private message

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09 Jun 2010 9:41 PM by bobaol Star rating. 2253 posts Send private message

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I used to stick a black pudding down my speedos, to impress the girls like. I wondered why everyone kept avoiding me until a mate told me it should have gone down the front of the speedos!

 





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10 Jun 2010 12:55 AM by patman Star rating in Chester and Los Alca.... 84 posts Send private message

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Hey. They don't call me King Prawn for nothing you know!



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10 Jun 2010 8:21 AM by goodstich44 Star rating in northampton. 1648 posts Send private message

.......there was a young man from devizes
      who had goolies of two different sizes
      one was large and round and reached down to the ground
      and the other was as big as a fly's is.





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