Not me personally, but have you any idea how many people have undergone plastic surgery in the last 10 years since you last re-newed your passport, and i do not mean just glamour models.
The rules were not designed for Mr normal, average guy in the street, like most of us in the majority are.
Come on, you must know someone in authority who can vouch you are the real you. Local policeman, magistrate, mayor, doctor, solicitor, anyone basically in an authorised position. It cannot be that hard surely.
Or failing that, ask your local "Billy the Burglar" or "Dougy the Druggy" how he does it.