Fifty Shades of Oh My Gawd....

Blagged shamelessly from another blog...

 

My missus bought a paperback

In Asda…… Saturday,

I had a look inside the bag

T’was "Fifty Shades of Grey"

 

Well I just left her to it, see,

And went off up to bed

An hour later, she appeared

Oh the sight filled me with dread!

 

In her hand she held a rope

The other, held a whip!

She brandished them around a bit

And then began to strip….

 

Well forty years or so, ago,

I might have had a peek

But Doris hasn’t weathered well

She’s sixty-eight next week.

 

Watching Doris bump and grind

Couldn’t be much grimmer…

And things progressed from bad to worse

She toppled off her Zimmer !

 

She struggled back up to her feet,

A good half hour later,

Put her teeth back in and said

That I must dominate her !!!

 

Now if you knew our Doris, see,

You’d know just why I cringed.

I’d been two months in traction, cos

My hips and knees unhinged.

 

She stood there nude. All naked, like,

Bent forward quite a bit…. and

Jumping back in fright I went

And stood on her left tit.

 

Doris screamed, her teeth shot out,

My word. What HAD I done ?

She moaned and groaned then shouted out

"Step on the OTHER one !!!"

 

Well reader, I can tell no more

About what occurred that day.

Suffice to say, my dark brown hair,

Turned fifty shades of grey.

 Excellent :-)  Thanks Foxy!

Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 fantastic.

That was so funny....!

Brilliant - thanks for a bright start to my day!

Brightened up this wet and dreary day.  Thanks !!

Linda