Hugh is correct in what he says, but I think the OP is a spoof having a laugh!
For the benefit of those thinking of moving to Spain, noise pollution may come as a shock and you need to consider carefully what and where you choose to live. For Rupert & Juliet from village snotty in the UK where all social behaviour is strictly enforced,Spain may be unsuitable, but for Cid & Chardonnay living in a corpy high-rise with an all day barking bull dog that uses the balcony as a toilet, Spain could be home from home.
To some it can be a culture shock, Spanish people can only shout, usually all at the same time at one another, they see it as normal. Bleating the car horn because they are too lazy to ring the door bell is also quite normal, it’s illegal but who cares. Door slamming and general banging about at all hours is standard practice. But remember that you have to learn to tolerate their culture, just like they tolerate ours, young Brit tourists in Benidorm, drunk, vomiting in the street, urinating on the pavement and sometimes from the hotel balcony.
It takes all sorts to make a world.