Hi Baz, if the dog in the restuarant smokes a lot he could become a little Horse. As for the dog taking a dump next to your table he was probably a little Shih Tzu.
Thank you
Crossed wires here, it wasn't my table he dumped at, if it had he would have taken his balls home in a doggy bag, and I aint talking about the dog either.
I love dogs, they have a place in our world, inside restaurants is not one of them though, smoking is bad enough in these places, even worse when it blows your way, the people that do this seem to think others enjoy the smoke and cannot understand "Why" when you complain.