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Now,I am going to tell you some real anecdotes, happened to spanish people:

A young woman tells that one day she traveled to Paris.She had regular her throat; then, she went to a pharmacy and --with her bad French-- asked this one: "Je suis constipation".The pharmacist gave me a syrup and he indicated, with his fingers, which was to take it once.As I thought that it was few....I took it in the morning and in the night --because I felt worst myself each time--.

The next day......I wanted to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!.Pure diarrhea.......In French, Constipation is ESTREÑIMIENTO = CONSTIPATION. Just the same, in English.

Explanation:  When we are colds, we use to say that we are "Constipados".

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Another young woman was in her job and she had a co-worker with whom she had confidence; then, she sent him a message, that said: "Cariño, estoy esperando tu llamada, cuando tengas a bien, me llamas y nos vemos" (estaba esperando unas muestras importantes, para una gran compra).Well, but...his fool brother, who was setting the message for the autoresponder, he is wrong and sets as my outgoing message.Imagine the laughter.....Even his wife was angry with the message...!!!!!.

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Another young woman did not see well; then, she says: one day,I saw how a lady was gotting off the bus and she was coming to me and she smiled.Then, I thought that she was my Aunt Marge.I went, running to her, shouting: "Titaaaaaaa.....Titaaaaaaa!!!!". Tita is = Tia = Aunt --Usually it is used above all in Andalucía--.I went running, with my arms open.....When she was one meter from me......., I saw that she was not my aunt.........To cover...., I kept running and screaming down the street: Titaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!. What a shame!!!!!!!!!.

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Another young lady, married, tells that she is so clueless and, one day, she had to go to a hotel, in ordr to be interviewed by the Director of the hotel chain.Then, she was preparing the interview at home and thought to take her childre to the cinema, the day of the interview, before 9:30 a.m., when the intervie should happen.Well, she left the children in the cinema and went to the hotel.When she was into the lift, she makeup her face, looking in the mirror.She saw that the dress, bought with a money given by her boss, was well.Also, she saw the shoes --which were a present from her husband--; but....she saw she had not her shoes.....!!!!!, she forgot them at home....and she was wearing the house slippers!!!!!.She thought: "Oh...what a shame.....tierra, trágame.....= earth, swallow me....How I am going to do the interview so....?!!!!!!".Then, she wanted to calm herself...and started to think about a solution....She thought she could go to buy some shoes in The Corte Ingles....; but it should open at 10:00 a.m. --and she had the interview at 9:30 a.m.--.Suddenly, a hotel attendant (a young woman) tell her that perhaps she could get two shoes for her.Then, the attendant, looked for the shoes and got two for the lady, who could go to the interview.

A time past, she met with the Director and she told him the truth --that day, with the shoes-- and he told her that he was surprised, when he was able to see that the shoes which she weared, were the same as used by company employees.What a coincidence!!!.