Claudia, 4 years:
Claudia's father bent down to tie his shoes, and the girl, to see his bald pate, hallucinated exclaimed: 'Dad, you meat head!'.
Manuel, 3 years:
In the nursery to which there is Manuel, there are babies too. One day I was looking at how one of 10 months turned the pages of a story, while babbling nonstop, and told his teacher: "I hate when you read in English '.
Juan Antonio, 8 years:
Juan Antonio's parents were saying how tired they were with the family business, that was a bakery. So, Juan Antonio said:
"But you sell the oven and you buy a CORTE INGLES".
Oriol, 2 and ½ years:
Oriol was with his parents at the Barcelona Aquarium. In the shark tank had two divers. Oriol stared at them and said:
"Look mom, so large and with a pacifier".
Mary, 5 years:
Mary wrote this text on a sheet to his father:
"YOU ARE THE BEST DAD IN THE WORLD. I love you. Sometimes you spend with the salt, but we each have our ways ".
Philip, 2 ½ years:
Philip did something naughty and scolded her mother, the boy looked at his father and said:
"Mom is angry? BUY ANOTHER?".
David, 5 years:
One day he said to his parents: 'And you, when I have a girlfriend, where are you going to live?'.
Pedrito 4 years:
A couple of months decided to give identity cards, which arrived a couple of weeks. His mother taught him and told him it was his card, he said: 'Oh, good, now I can drive'.
Ivan, 5 years:
Ivan asked his mother: "Mom, how I came out of your belly? '. And his mother said: 'Well, you came out head first, then shoulders, then the body and finally the legs'. Ivan was thoughtful and half scared tells his mother: "Mom, I left but shattered?'.
Marta,4 years:
Marta had heard his older brother that man came from monkey, so he asked his mother: 'You, Mom, when you were a monkey .. Already wore glasses? '.
Thomas, 6 years:
One day Thomas asked his mother: 'If you want to be a bullfighter, does the bull have to take or you would get there?.
Eduardo, 6 years:
One morning, when his mother woke him up to go to school, Eduardo said: 'I do not wanna go to school. Erase me '. The mother said:'But if I can not erase and you have to go every day'. Eduardo, looking surprised, asked: 'Do I have noted with pen?'.
Charlie, 3 years:
In the salon waiting their turn for a haircut. They give a story and asks for a comic book zipi and scat. "But you already know how to read?" asked the barber. "No, but LOOK".
Best regards,
Luis.
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