YES,I HAD ENOUGH,THE LAST STRAW WAS BEING ATTACKED OUTSIDE MY NEWSAGENT BY A PRO-ELGOLCO ACTIVIST.MY OWN WELFARE IS UNIMPORTANT BUT I DO HAVE CHILDREN TO CONSIDER.
BANISHED BY THE OTHER MESSAGE -BOARD I NOW SEEK REFUGE HERE ,LUCKILY NO ONE FROM THE OTHER M/B READS THIS ONE SO I SHOULD BE SAFE.
YES,ELGOLCO/HASIENDA THINGY/PUEBLO ARAB/EL ZOCO CALL IT WHAT YOU LIKE IS F**KING GREAT.
THE NEWS THAT A 40p YORKSHIRE FITTING AND SOME RUBBER HOSE MEANS JOYOUS WATER IS ABOUND IS THE BEST THING I ‘VE HEARD SINCE…….eh yesterday!!!!
ALL WE NEED NOW IS CROC CLIPS ON THE OVERHEADS AND I’LL BE REACHING A NEAR STATE OF ORGASM.
TALKING OF ORGASMS ,SUCH IS MY NEW SENSE OF OPTOMISM I’VE DECIDED TO RUSH ‘HER IN DOORS’ OVER TO EL GOLCO LAY HER DOWN IN THE’ LANDSCAPED TROPICAL GARDENS ‘AND INDULGE IN SOME SERIOUS LOVE THAT COULD GO ON FOR A LEAST 4 MINUTES.(FEEL FREE TO WATCH!!!)
THE INTENTION BEING TO BRING FORTH OUR THIRD CHILD WHO WILL BE NAMED
EL GOLCO HASIENDA THINGY PUABE ARAB ZOCO PEDRO SMEG, TO REMIND US OF OUR JOYOUS NIVANA.
PEDRO TELLS ME HE HAS HAND PICKED 4 WORKMEN TO BUILD THE FINAL APARTMENTS 1-59 HIMSELF,ALL 4 ARE UNDER THE AGE OF THIRTY SO ON HIS ESTIMATION THEY’LL BE IN THEIR LATE SIXTIES BY THE TIME ITS COMPLETED.
THE GOOD THING IS THAT MEANS I’LL BE 74.I WON’T NEED WATER OR ELECTRICITY BY THEN THE CATARACHS AND INCONTINENCE WILL HAVE TAKEN CARE OF THAT.I HOPE THAT THE THIRD GENERATION OF PEDRO’S HAS ALLOWED FOR WHEELCHAIR ACCESS.