John had received a parrot as a gift, but the parrot had a baaad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word that came out of the parrot's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanities.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude, by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to clean up the bird's vocabulary, but nothing worked.
Finally, John saw red and he yelled at the parrot.
The parrot yelled back.
John shook the parrot, but the parrot got angrier and even more profane.
John, in desperation, grabbed the parrot and shoved him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total silence. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Full of remorse, and fearing he'd hurt the parrot, John opened the door of the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out into John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything in my power to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior"
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke up and very softly said................................
"May I ask what the turkey did??"
WITH THANKS TO KATIE FROM TORREVIEJA