MIKE T, MOVING TO SPAIN..................................................
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Well Guys & Rixxy,
My secrets out! Alas it wasn't my ring... My Ex Marine friend couldn't find one small enough to FIT? Still there are many more stories in my locker..............Did I ever tell you the one about the crocodile.........................
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NOOOOO - go on, I gotta hear that one!! Pretty please!
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Quite frankly m'dear, I don't give a damn!
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"The one about the crocodile", hmm, wouldn't we all like to hear that one ?  Doesn't he teach swimming ???
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He also teaches parachuting, look !
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Justin - sorry mate but shes right it was a jacuzzi - havent you been married long enough to know that women are always right -tut tut - still you will learn you tender young thing - finally when you reach my age bruised and battered from claiming to know the facts you will realise its too late and you might as well just give up gracefully.
Actually Roseado I do teach swimming - there was a time when my tumble turn was more impressive than my death roll - was pretty good I guess until fags and booze took their toll - although the fags will be kicked very very soon, the booze has been dumped and swimming has become quite a big part of my life again haveing lost about 2.5 stone - no more lurking in deep dark stagnant pools - perhaps I will have to reinvent myself into a killer whale!! Then again not sure their smile is as attractive as a crocs. Havent jumped out of a plane in a long time though!! About 29 years to be precise and before you even suggest it - no I didnt fall on my head!!
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Smiley - patrick@marbellamortgages.com www.marbellamortgages.com www.comparetravelcash.co.uk
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Actaually I came down as per the previous cartoon with legs first and a large bloom of silk above my head - no dirty thoughts please - those immortal words still ring in my ears "ONE THOUSAND, TWO THOUSAND, THREE THOUSAND CHECK" - wish I could tell you it was something heroic and dangerous but it was a black op so my lips are sealed.
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Smiley - patrick@marbellamortgages.com www.marbellamortgages.com www.comparetravelcash.co.uk
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