No Smoking..............??
Wednesday, July 9, 2008 @ 7:35 PM
We have a no smoking rule in our pool....................not in the pool surround area BUT in the pool itself................you know, actually in the water.
This rule is ( or should be ) displayed in every apartment. I know each apartment had a copy of the rules because me and El Presidente shoved a copy in a plastic folder under EACH AND EVERY DOOR.
The rules are also displayed on the notice board and on the signs in the pool area.
Of course...........nobody reads the rules and anyway they NEVER think they're anything to do with 'them'.
We don't stop smoking on the pool side and we provide ash pots filled with sand for the ash and stubs.
El Presidente and myself thought we'd go for a dip this morning, in the pool.
And YES..................you've got it................there was a lady ( not the same one who had no clothes on the other day ) swimming in the shallow end of the pool with a ciggie in her mouth !!!
So I said to El Presidente.............shall I shower ( I'm a good Mrs Presidente's wife and ALWAYS obey the shower before you swim rule !! ) then jump in on her and squash the life out of her AND her fag ??
NO says El Presidente................jumping in is against the rules.
El President then entered the pool WITHOUT a shower......................OK.................I just accidently fell against him while I was chatting to him .....................what can you do ?? It was totally accidental !! ( good job we were at the deep end by then )
The lady had finished her ciggie by the time El Presidente coughed and spluttered to the shallow end to remind her about the no smoking in the pool rule.
El Presidente does not look half as officious when he's wet !!