Living with the Presidente.

My door mat's gone !!

I've had it for 5 years and it's shaped like a little house and I'm quite partial to it.

They've left me another one though, but it's very dull..............................

                             

So where is mine ????

I walked all round the corridors of each floor and it was nowhere in sight. So I had a quick shufty in the garage area but it wasn't there.
I walked round the periferal road but I didn't find my mat, so I went home and had a cup of coffee and a cigarette and sulked a bit.

El Presidente came back from whichever 'important' business he'd been on and told me that we have a strange doormat outside and where was ours ?
Don't know, says I, it's gone walkabout.

So after a while, I thought I'd brave the pool and cool off a bit, so off I went with my towel and flip flops with electronic key in hand...................................................................

And there it was !!!!!.................................just outside the pool gate...........................WHY ????

I have absolutely NO IDEA......................but what I do know is that I've got my doormat back  AND a strange dull one too.......................................soooooooooo..................anybody lost a doormat ??

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