It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center. Claude the
> hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to
> hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
> >
> > The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
> antique pocket watch from his coat.
> >
> > "I want each of you to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a
> very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."
> >
> > He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
> chanting, "Watch the watch,
> > watch the watch, watch the watch..."
> >
> > The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
> gleaming off its polished surface. A hundred pairs of eyes followed
> the swaying watch until, suddenly, the chain broke; it slipped from
> the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred
> pieces.
> >
> > "SH!T!" said the hypnotist.
>
>
> It took three days to clean up the Senior Citizens Center. Claude was
> never invited back!!
>