For Sale

9 sunbeds, (fully refurbished and re-sprayed) ...... some matching desgns

4 washing machines (sorry, but no instruction booklets)

5 tonnes of manure (some pre-washed with chlorine solution)

18 house trained large Iberian Mice (will make good pets for the right home)

1 half -full pint pot (heavily used by Darren)

2 sets of boxing gloves in red/yellow and red/white/blue (hardly used, will sell seperately)

2 handbags in red/yellow and red/white/blue (well used, will sell seperately)

27 stirrers (used less than 5x)

All offers considered

 I'll be on the look out for a job lot of incontinence pads as well now ......

Love it.

They can't take our sense of humour ;)

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Nice one Shampers!

Would you consider a unused 2 bed apartment in part exchange for my pint pot?

 Nah, needs to have a value like my other items.

Anyway, i shifted em all down Bolton market yesterday, but I'll stock up again when i'm back over in Oct, the white Transit is already booked, and I've got my bearings round the back road at Naranjos now, some easy pickings, then straight out over the top and out the unguarded always open entrance on the other side

Shampers

You should have set your stall up outside Old Trafford. There's a bloke there who would have paid over inflated prices for your rubbish...sorry merchandise. Apparently he has just bought an item from the North London area, that would have been perfect for your stall, and he paid some £25m!  Next time you fill your white van, get across there, and 'fill your boots'! 

Stu