I will sell Half Empty Glasses, but market them as Half Full, they will sell better & nobody will know the difference.
My Vice President is Jose Luis Hernazdes him and his mate Jack promissed me the world and persuaded me to buy, he has experience of running a campagne based on lies and empty promisses. He is also looking for work at the moment and speaks the language?
My Cabinet will be either Ikea or MFI, but we dont need to worry about how I plan to kit out the Oval office just now.
I plan to declare war on Camposol, although their Army is much stronger and better at fighting(they trained at Kennellys), we have very sturdy defences (unless the police make us open the other gates).
As for "Watergate" I plan to fill the lake at La Isla by getting some Page 3 Stunners to turn up then stand in the lake bed in white T-Shirts, then if the owners of La Isla wish to hose them down at their own expense they can. They will get a nice thrill and in turn the lake will slowly fill up.
The Pools will be heated! - if everyone who makes a cup of tea, could simply empty the remaining hot water from their kettle into the pool, this should raise the temperature.
Still working on the rest of my manefesto! This plan was only hatched by Faulky this morning!
My only fear is an assasination attempt. I have been a marked man since I joined this forum, but as president I could end up like JFK?... Better not rent a convertable and drive past that Grassy Knoll.
VOTE DARREN!.... I cant be worse than Nixon?
This message was last edited by darren.wilkes on 21/08/2012.
This message was last edited by darren.wilkes on 21/08/2012.
This message was last edited by darren.wilkes on 21/08/2012.