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06 Aug 2007 12:00 AM by Darren_Michelle Star rating. 167 forum posts Send private message

A lighter moments chat

Anyone anticipating joining us on our Solarium for a cheeky one-or-two, please note the following associated Health Warning -

 Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
 Do you suffer from shyness?
 Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

 If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
 pharmacist about White Wine.

 White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
 confident about yourself and your actions. White Wine can help ease
 you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and
 willing to do just about anything.

 You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately, and
 with a regiment of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that
 prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and
 awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many
 talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with White 
Wine.

 White Wine may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
 nursing should not use White Wine. However, women who wouldn't mind 
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of 
motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, 
table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play 
all-night  rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

 WARNING:
 The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
 whispering when you are not.

 WARNING:
 The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like your father

 WARNING:
 The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
 over and over again that you love them.

 WARNING:
 The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

 WARNING:
 The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are
 really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
 logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

 WARNING:
 The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
 are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

 WARNING:
 The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
 laughing WITH you.

 WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.




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06 Aug 2007 11:26 AM by Laird Dave of Lochaber Star rating in San Miguel De Salina.... 180 forum posts Send private message

So that's why I've got it wrong! Taking the wrong medicine, keep using red wine. Funny enough with some of the same effects!

Cheers, Hic Hic!




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