A lighter moments chat
Anyone anticipating joining us on our Solarium for a cheeky one-or-two, please note the following associated Health Warning -
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about White Wine.
White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
confident about yourself and your actions. White Wine can help ease
you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and
willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately, and
with a regiment of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that
prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and
awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many
talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with White
Wine.
White Wine may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use White Wine. However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of
motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur,
table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play
all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like your father
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are
really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.