Just curious.....

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how about Aifos bosses testicles?

Excellent Roberto !    The brick and string opens up a whole new field of opportunity.

With these simple yet effective tools of my trade I can offer a Mobile Extraction Supafast Service (or MESS as we like to call it).  All in the privacy of the patients' own street.

With the aid of multiple lengths of string and something a bit heavier ( breeze block maybe) we could offer cut price mass tooth removal events in deprived neighbourhoods.

I would of course need a fee collector (bagman) and chauffeur (getaway driver)

When can you start?

Do you think it would be more hygenic to use fresh string for each job,or could we cut costs by retrieving and rinsing the used string after each event.

Methinks potential for abusive use of string in progress here  ........ suggest counter measures urgently required to eradicate abusive practices!!!

Or a piece of string and a brick?

I could've used the string this afternoon. Had to go to my dentist to have a wisdom tooth pulled. My nice lady dentist said "Hmm-it's quite mobile"  ( loose to you and me) and proceeded to yank it out in about 3 minutes. She then charged me 40 quid.

What a great earner, if I had the string and a door knob I coulda done it myself and been 40 quid better off. This could have been squandered on food and drink.

I'm now thinking of setting up as a cut price dentist. I got a fresh ball of string and a nice heavy door with a heavy duty door knob on it.

Any takers? (it won't hurt-honest)

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oh I don't know?, could be too many 'nots'?

Perhaps Technoape and Roberto might like to join a string quartet and practice their stringalongs together?

TechNo

I just think you have a secret desire to be a Stringfellow!!

Have you heard about the parachutes supplied to the Spanish ministry for justice.  All free of charge, no strings attached.

More,

Long may we rope people into this thread and keep stringing them along!

We don't want to stitch this thread up, so if people go off topic, then we need to tell them to get knotted.

Talking of Horny men in Spain...

I installed a new horn on me Jeep Wrangler the other day, and Boy! Is it loud!!!!

It's actually a two-tone Air Horn!

During the celebrations when Malaga beat Real Madrid, I joined in, and you should have seen everyone turn around and look, and with a big smile on their faces! So they strung along with me, and we formed a sting of cars around Sabinillas.

Me horny was so loud, I think you could have heard me were you live Roberto!

Ooops! It appears you did!

However did I get roped into encouraging Roberto?

Night all.

I'm off to string sum dreams together. To much two suppose that I might wake up and find that all our worries re Spanish justice threads might have have disappeared overnight. (sorry couldn't resist).

That comes from me trying to multitask, sorry. Yes, I omitted the word 'many' as you said. (Back to Skyping & to Facebook).

Hear here...p.s.  you missed out "many"........ at least I presume you didn't mean two men........

IMHO there are far too men getting the horn!

Don't like the words bastardised and English being strung together in that way Roberto. but I will try and please so here goes-

methinks car horns are used by the Spanish as a means of letting off steam, weather or not their is any logic to there actions. Put it down to a hot blooded mediterranean temperament. or or (delete as applicable).

In the interest of maintaining the theme of pointless and annoying threads, perhaps we should all endeavour to use Standard Forum English (AKA bastardised English), so for example, you should of written "....weather you're balls.....)

I like this thread......it brings everyone together for a laugh....... no matter whether your balls are of Spanish or British origins.

Going back to my car horn question, the other night when Malaga beat Real Madrid 1-1 and failed to get relegated, loads of nutters spent the next few hours driving around aimlessly, sounding their horns. WHY? (Just curious)

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