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Gone now mate.......................
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Georgia,
Aren't you the lucky one receiving PM's like that.
JC1 9.56 early, gosh I'm nearly at work then!!!!!! Oh no in fact have been at work an hour by that time, forgot this works on UK times
Justin, why is it on UK time?? Cos you is in Spain!!
Everybody have a great day (well OK half a day then) and play nicely together
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Why dont I get spam males like that ????
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Just checked my e-mails and saw a PM from lilianbaby had been posted in my inbox but its not there now, obviously likes the sound of my husband if she put the same as in georgias, good thing I didnt see it though..................... Thanks for deleting it Justin, can do without crackpots like her on the forum!!
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I got one tooooooooooo - phoned her last night and she sounded about 75 years old - either that or she was a geezer - premium rate number to Russia and I am sure she was doing the ironing while trying to encourage me to BUY phone sex from her. Her surname was Korbut so possibly related to the former Russian gymnast on the weight lifting side of the family
This message was last edited by Smiley on 10/25/2007.This message was last edited by Smiley on 10/25/2007.
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A Duck walks into a pub and orders a beer and a ham sandwich.
The barman looks at him and says, 'But you're a duck'.
'I see your eyes are working', replies the duck.
'And you talk!' exclaims the barman.
'I see your ears are working', says the duck,
'Now can I have my beer and my sandwich please?'
'Certainly', says the barman,
'sorry about that, it's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What
are
you doing round this way?'.
'I'm working on the building site across the road', explains the duck.
Then the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves.
This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town.
The ringleader of the circus comes into the pub and the barman says to
him,
'You're with the circus aren't you? I know this duck that would be
just
brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and everything!' .
'Sounds marvellous', says the ringleader, 'get him to give me a call'.
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says,
'Hey Mr Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really
good money!'
'Yeah?', says the duck, 'Sounds great, where is it?'
'At the circus', says the barman.
'The circus?' the duck enquires.
'That's right', replies the barman.
'The circus?' the duck asks again.
'Yes' says the barman
'That place with the big tent?' the duck enquires.
'Yeah' the barman replies.
'With all the animals?' the duck questioned.
'Of course' the barman replies.
'With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle', asks the duck.
'That's right!' says the barman.
The duck looks confused.
'What the hell would they want with a plasterer?
Have I gone off thread or what!!!! But then this is the quiet thread so thought I should make some noise.
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And there was me thinking that she had fallen for my good looks, wit and charm!!
Turns out she's not that choosy!!!!!!
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Smiley-be spontaneous but rememeber those three little words that set my heart racing.......................................
I'll buy it..................................
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Smiley-be spontaneous but rememeber those three little words that set my heart racing.......................................
I'll buy it..................................
sorry,got so excited posted twice.....
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Smiley in reply to your joke
http://www.toilette-humor.com/cartoon.html
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Rixxy, did you mean to say "Why dont I get spam males like that ????" or did you mean "male spam"?
Smiley, I'm waiting!
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Roberto! Not fussed. Male is good for me!
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Phew!!! What a day!!!!!
I have felt like i have been in that crowd all day trying to run!!!!
Clients all day today!!!
Off to Almeria Wed
Clients all day thurs!!!!
Clients all day fri!!!
It supposed to be quiet!!!!!!!!!!!!
But who's moaning!!!, not i
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