Did anyone catch the episode of Place in the Sun, Home or Away, yesterday on Channel 4?
I caught the end of it, and noticed in the credits that it was filmed during 2007. I then switched to Ch4+1 to watch Jonnie & Jasmine lead Stuart and Lynn from Merseyside around a selection of properties in Liverpool and Tenerife, like two lambs to the proverbial. (details of episode here) Knowing it was filmed last year, it was a bit like car-crash TV; you know it's going to end badly, but just can't tear yourself away.
For a start, the couple, in their 30s I would say, had sold their home because " it seemed like time to change". What a great reason to deliberately inflict upon yourselves what is generally known to be one of the most stressful experiences going. Then, they couldn't decide whether to start a family in Liverpool, or a new life in Spain. Now call me pedantic, but I would have thought they needed to have some serious thoughts about what they want in life before doing anything.
But this isn't about them. This is about the logic of whoever is in charge of programming at CH4, putting this show on now. Maybe they used to work at BBC radio? Of course, very few people foresaw the extent of the property crisis in advance, but showing this now has left poor Jasmine, forever smiling and optimistic to the point of absurdity, looking like she has copious amounts of egg on her face.
Among the Tenerife properties she showed the couple was a ground floor off-plan apartment, which she assured them would be a great investment since properties like this had increased in value at least €20k per year for the last few years and therefore could be assumed that they will continue to do so. Another property on a development "slightly further out" from the main town was surrounded by cranes and building work. The couple asked when the construction would be finished. I think we all know the answer to that one now. The cranes and ditches are probably all still there, but at least it'll be quiet for the foreseeable future.
Although they both had decent jobs back in England, the couple had no idea how they would support themselves in Tenerife, but thought maybe they'd get a business, so Jasmine also found a selection for sale. The fact that they seemed less than keen to work together, struck me as a tad worrying, but no matter. A property management company got their interest. No wonder: 50 apartments to maintain, clean and turn around for holiday lets, currently run by a couple putting in just 25 hours a week each (presumably the usual Saturday changeover does not apply here, otherwise it would be impossible to service them all on the same day) and making a profit of 30 grand a year. Impressive! Or a nice little sandwich bar, making a profit of 60 grand or some such dreamlike figure.
With Jasmine's positivity rubbing off, they fell in love with "property no.2", happy that with the sale of their home in England they would have a reasonable deposit, the rest to be paid by mortgage (why not?) In an uncharacteristic fit of common sense, they decided that buying a new home and moving to a foreign country would be enough for starters, without taking on a business as well, so instead planned to get "a couple of decent jobs to get some good income coming in". Although nobody said so, it can be presumed that there are a plethora of high paying gigs for non-Spanish speaking "hospitality staff" and "roofers" in Tenerife.
Now, I'm all for people following their dreams (if in fact they have the first clue what their dream really is) and sincerely hope things worked out for Stuart and Lynn. And I freely admit that when we first came to Spain about 11 years ago, we were fairly clueless as well. But then, I had barely even heard of the internet, and EOS was not even a twinkle in Justin's eye. I wonder where the program makers manage to find such apparently naiive victims? I really felt for them, and kept wanting to shout at the telly "check out Eye On Spain before you do anything!"
A Place in the Sun promotes itself as offering expert advice and information on buying property abroad. Where, then, do they get off airing this episode now, knowing what has happened since it was filmed?
Like I said before, I really hope it all worked out for this couple, but like a true rubber-necker, I must admit, the show I'd like to see is the one telling us - where are they now?
Anyone in Tenerife (or Liverpool) know what happened to Stuart and Lynn?